I had to post my experience...

I had to post my experience here last weekend, when I was on vacation in Vegas. I have never been to Vegas before and this was my first and only trip to a strip club there.

Extra! Extra!

A dancer came over to me and gave me a look. To be honest I really didn't want a dance from her because there were far better looking women walking around, but you know how it works, you always get a ugly skank that latches on to you and is hard to get rid of. She had 3 things about her though that said "EXTRA!" She was no where near as good looking as the other girls, she was definitly attracted to me, and she was drunk out of her mind....the three main ingrediants to getting extra's. She sat on my lap grabbed my hand and placed it between her top and nipple, all the while grabbing my package. Telling me how I was "A hot mother fucker" I got a couple of dances with lots of DFK. I have a tounge piercing and she loved sucking on it. Lots of nipple play and this all happened on the floor! So at this point the little head is starting to do the thinking, always a big mistake! She asked me if I wanted to go into the Emperor's room (sp?) The little head said yes! The big head was numb by this point. We went back and I got the usual spiel that everyone esle has already mentioned. As we walked to the back of a very dark room she turned to me and whispered "tip him $20 and he want bother us and we can get real FREAKY!" By this time the big head had mearly become a slave to the little head. After we sat down she told me she wanted to see my "long, thick, dick". The bouncer didn't come back but we forgot about the waitress. When she came over my dancer basically sat on my lap and had my dick in her hands so she wouldn't get caught. When we were finally alone she started to dip her fingers in her drink, whisky. and cleaned my dick with it. Then she finally went to work. It would have been great except she had this annoying habit of stopping and talking dirty to me. All I could think was don't talk, SUCK!! I finished and she didn't miss a drop. Then I got the bill, holy shit! I got suddenly very ill! I could have had two better looking escorts come to my hotel room for what I paid. I paid and went back with her to my chair next to my buddy, who, after telling ME not to say anything to untill we leaved, told him everything! Then she told me that she had a condom and she wanted to go back and ride me, I declined, the big head had taken over once again. Then she wanted me to take her home, I declined once again. I have withheld the name of the dancer because I don't want her to get into trouble. She did tell me that extra's go on all the time though, but she was pretty drunk and definitly harboured some resent for some of the other dancers.