pretty good would go again

Treat the women dancing here as you would strange men and you'll do just fine. I dreamt that my usual budget went alot further here; that alone should have made this club one of my favorites. However, this place is a step down from the usual kinds of place I dream about. In my opinion the dream was still a great one, and I hope I will have similar ones soon.

Physical Rating (3/10): In my dreams I found that this place is in a strip mall kinda place. It was sandwiched between two adult video stores (which probably deserve a visit and a review in their own right) and adjacent to several food takeout places. Personally I'm not a big fan of the environment outside, but it doesn't feel unsafe or dangerous either, just ... unsavory if you know what I mean. There was not a segregated parking area (in the dream), you'll be parking alongside the purveyors of these other establishments. The inside of the club is very very dark, but for me it felt warm, cozy, and comfortable. There is no separate VIP room; the area reserved for dances is near the entrance but there is nothing providing a sense of privacy from the rest of the club. Bathrooms are functional, and were clean when I arrived (a few minutes after arriving) but progressively got dirtier; after all I didn't dream this place to take an indulgent shit.

Dancer Quality Rating (5/10): The 5/10 is an objective rating, society's standards etc. In my opinion women with the mom body (wide hips, thick thighs, big butts, soft and chubby without having rolls of fat) are a 9/10. In my dream two of the three available dancers fit this perfect (IMO) standard. If your standard of womanly beauty matches mine then you'll probably enjoy a dream similar to mine.