Fuzzy Holes

Fuzzy Holes is the strangest strip club I have been in, but it’s not the worst. First, the name—what the hell? Strongly suggestive of natural, hairy pussy, but this is a topless club, not a nude club, and most stippers are clean shaven nowadays anyway.

It’s located on the outskirts of Johnson City in shabby looking cinderblock building. It’s less than half a block from a gas station/convenience store, which is handy if you want to drink since the place is BYOB. There’s plenty of parking outside outside.

Inside the front door is a small anteroom with walls splashed with different colors of luminous paint. On the wall to the right is a sign with all of the dance options and prices listed: table dances, cage dances, shower dances, VIP rooms for varying times, etc. Table dances are $10, and the prices went up from there, but there were too may options to remember prices. There is a window with bars over it in the left wall that looks into an office area. I paid a guy in that area the $10 cover and $5 for bringing in a six-pack of beer (even though web site said there was no charge for BYOB), and he reached through the bars and put on a wristband on me. He said no smoking was allowed inside, but “in and out” for smoking was allowed with the wristband.