11 is off the hook but better bang for the $$$ Elsewhere

Went with the boys and sat downstairs and the table next to us was roped off like it was a crime scene. Did not pay attention...it was quiet and wiht 25 girls and maybe 25 guys in the whole place at 9PM...early. Drank a bit and had two Russian girls sit with me and my buddy sitting next to me...they spent literally 40 minutes in engaging, meaningful conversation...maybe they were bored...but had a great time and not one to bow down to the buy the stripper a drink...but did as they were so cool. Spent $150 on a 3 dance NUDE...all the touching in the world...but no FIV or anything crazy just wandering hands...it was awesome. Sat back down and saw the table was reserved for SNOOKI from Jersey Shore and some friends. Some dude in cargo shorts had a camera and was free balling it on the center divider of the table grossing me and my buddies out...and another Red headed girl with a 10 bod and natural boobs sits down next to me. She is cool...and we talk for maybe 15 minutes...she is laughing at the whole Snooki situation...and we go for a dance...I went $100 3 song topless on this one. She was good too...free roaming hands...and as I get out of the couch area to hand this girl a $100 spot and the giz stain on my shorts this bright light is in my eyes and it is FREE BALL Video boy taking a video of us...talk about a DEER in the headlights...now I am worried the old lady is going to see me on TV etc. As it turns out...no video surfaced thank goodness. If you want some hot ass to watch in an upscale atmosphere where a Long Island Ice Tea is $24...this is your place. IF you are a bargain hunter...not for you.