sinclair's Review

I went to Club Koyote on a Saturday evening at 20:30 and stayed until last call. There are a select few parking spots in front of the club. If these spots are full, park in the gravel lot on the other side of Paris Avenue. The parking spots inside the gate are for dancers and employees. I paid a $5 cover at the door. There were a lot of bouncers working the club. All of them wear polo shirts the color of smoked sockeye salmon. The bar is along the west wall, and a long stage with two poles is along the east wall. Buckets of beer were $15 for five bottles. A soda from the fountain gun was $2. I was given water for free. The clientele is mostly blue collar white guys and couples. Later in the night, large groups of curry munchers showed up and loitered. The crowd turned more urban about the last hour before closing.

I enjoyed Club Koyote because most of the entertainers were slim or athletic white girls. Almost all of them were in their twenties. There was one black dancer who was a light heavyweight and outlier. Of the dozen or so dancers working, I would’ve shagged fifty percent. Dancers did three song sets on stage. Most dancers gave great contact at the stage for just a buck or two. Many would slide down into your lap for a mini lap dance. Tipping more than a couple bucks will let a dancer know you want to spend some private time with her.

--Sinclair Dancer Sheet--