Corn fed girls!!!

We had gone to Foxys the night before, so asked our Uber driver where to go. He suggested Shakers. The place seemed out in the middle of nowhere just off a highway exit. We didn't need it, but plenty of parking. Cover was $14 plus a free drink, which we found out was sofa/water/juice as no alcohol is permitted with full nudity. There was a small stage by the entrance and a larger stage at the back. We quickly noticed that the dancers rotated from the main stage to the smaller stage. When we came in, I noticed a petite girl that was on the main stage. Another one followed her. And then the corn fed girls started. Some guys are, but I'm just not into big girls. I figured I better grab one of those first two girls if I can. Finally, I noticed the first girl emerge from the single dance area. I grabbed her and chatted her up. $30 per song or $180 for 30 minutes in VIP. Since I sat out the night before, easy choice. Had to pay upfront, then she took me in the VIP area. No oversight whatsoever. In fact, she actually timed the 30 minutes with a kitchen timer. That was a first. My instructions were to do anything I wanted but I couldn't touch the kitty. Fine. Got some high quality grinding for 30 minutes. Not a lot of personality, but whatever. I had a good time. I finished, and my buddies were ready to bounce. Apparently, the talent on stage had kept heading south. Looks like I made a good choice.