Smallest Strip Club Ever

Came here late night with my girlfriend after checking out Platinum Cabaret up the road.

The club is awkwardly small, by far the smallest strip club I've ever been in. It seems like most clubs are larger than they look from the outside. Not Temptations.

When we arrived there were only two customers, and NO dancers. We sat down, had our obligatory non-alcoholic drinks, and waited. After 10-15 minutes a girl got on stage. After she danced she walked directly backstage. That seemed to be the m.o. here. Long waits, followed by short, unenthusiastic stripping. We dropped our singles, but didn't get so much as a smile.