I had to check Fritz out...

I had to check Fritz out again after several years of avoiding it. After all, it IS in the top forty. COUGH!

That's the best joke of the decade. Maybe others have different experiences and different standards, and maybe management writes some reviews. But here's my observations. I was there on a Saturday night.

1.) QUALITY OF THE GIRLS - don't know who saw all the 8's and 9's but they need some serious eye examination. Most were in the 5 and 6 range with maybe a couple sevens. Many were below that average.

Most were on the chunky and older side. A few were downright hefty. 2.) QUALITY OF THE DANCES - the dances are out in the open and not topless. What more can you say. Your mileage will vary, yes - between all- air and light-to-moderate-brushing. I didn't notice any exceptional friendliness. Most were "You wanna dance.

Ok, have fun!" I don't know why this is called a topless bar. It's basically a bikini bar. Most girls didn't take off their tops even on stage. Maybe the patrons were there for the "bar experience." I find it hard to see what was there for the lap-dance experience. It takes all kinds. But in the desert that is the LA topless club scene, this is about an average club. Not better by any means than Spearmint Rhino Industry. Not even better than Jet Strip. On the national scene, it is really low (3). I can't conceive of its being in the top forty. I guess the reviewers haven't had too much to compare it to. It is bad! Burned once. Burned twice. Fritz. That's definitely it.