Psycho

Stopped by on a Friday around 6pm. There was three patrons in the bar and I saw three girls working. Went up to the bar and got a beer and a girl named Dana came up right away. She was good looking and had a nice body. I got her a shot of tequila and she pretty much immediately grabbed my jimmy through my jeans. I thought things were going well but she was either high as a kite or legitimately crazy. One minute she would be normal and the next she was loud and obnoxious talking about losing a baby, Trump, Cubs, Police but not making much sense of anything. I would've left sooner but her hand was on my cock pretty much the whole time so I figured I'd put up with it. She took me in a little dark area off to the side but I could see pretty quick that she was a nut and this was not going to end well for me so I gave her a $20 and headed out the door. Won't be back. If I want crazy I'll stay home with the old lady.