If you are looking for a...

If you are looking for a strip club, you probably won't be happy. If you are the kind of guy that likes beatiful women, than this is the place for you. TJ's Zona has many dance clubs. This is the center of that universe. I can tell you about a Monday night. You enter through the red curtains, and immediately in front of you is the dance stage. Dances will dance occansionally on the stage, usually 2 songs, one clothed, or semi-clothed, and one in just a bikini. Some of the guys near the stage were tipping a dollar and getting some boobs in the face. There is a bar to the right when you come in and one to the far left. This place is HOT, I mean like 85F. I guess they think you will buy more beer that way. Drinks are reasonable for a strip club with no cover, $3, I think Girls drinks are $7 for a normal drink. There are stories about the $11 Red Bull's, but the chicas that I sat with were drinking the normal drinks. Watch how fast they drink the first one, If she slams it back, and wants a second, time to find another chica. On a Monday around 9PM there maybe 50 girls there, maybe more. Girls of every description. If you can't find a chica that catches your eye, get your eyes checked. The normal routine is to ask a girl to come to your table, or ask the waiter to bring a chica , order her a drink, get to know her, and then begin negoiitations. "Going Upstairs" The rate that I heard was 60 for the girl, plus 11 for the room upstairs. The chica that caught my eye was a dark cutie with nice round natural tits and great curves. Went upstrairs got naked together CBJ and FS, rather mechanical, but ever had bad sex? Tip the towel guy a dollar and back to enjoy the eye candy in the bar. I spent more for lap dances that were air. If you enjoy the strip club scene, you will love this place, even though the strip show isn't much to mention. Only reason for a 9 was the place was god damn hot! TJ Zona is not as dangerous as its repuation. There are many gringos on the street, which is wide, and well lit. Take a cab to and from the border and you will be fine, Most everyone speaks English.