West Virginia clubs are not the best . . .

I was on a long drive and I thought I'd stop in Morgantown for a break. Early on a Saturday evening there were more guests (15 to 20) at this club than dancers (4 or 5) and I eventually figured out why.

The stage shows were fine, fully nude, with some reasonably sexy and other not very sexy dancers. 100% white dancers and audience, with a definite hillbilly vibe. Not ideal from my perspective, but OK. The dancers do a little something (show their pussy, shake boobs near your face, etc.) in front of each guest at the stage edge and collect a dollar from each as they go around. Not much that you could call dancing.

If you want to use your cell phone you need to go to to opposite end of the long room, near the bar. They are very concerned about customers taking photos. Also posted all around the club were signs not to touch the dancers. I had seen this in other West Virginia clubs but I wasn't so sure it was a rule rule or just a sign they were required to post.