Jizzed

I stopped by here because i was headed to the club across the street, but it turned out to be closed. There was no cover, but I got frisked on the way in. No big deal. The bartender was quite possibly the worst I've ever had. My yeungling tasted like someone's lipstick. There were a lot of flabby Africans dancing. There were three white girls. The hot one seemed to be owned by one patron. it appeared to be lucrative for her. I got a lap dance from the chubbier white girl. The standard 20 couch dance while a fat again guy watches. The dance was horrible. The entire thing was just an opportunity for her to try and upsell me to a VIP room. Without coming right out and saying it, I was assured a bj. For another Hundo I was told I could put it in the pink or the stink. Knowing that I am clearly not the first guy getting the offer; I chose the bj plan, and did my best to convince her to just do a handy when we got in there. She wasn't got at it at all. She was pissed at me for not letting her use her mouth. She was completely nude though, and she showed me what I needed to see while in have the handy to myself. In the end she offered to swallow the load, so that was the one redeeming quality. I will definitely be back.