Going South Rapidly

It's been months since I graced the threshold of this establishment, and this visit just reinforced why I don't make frequent stops here. As a matter of fact I'm not sure why I even stopped in the first place! It's been a long time since a visit here was worth the price of their expensive beer.

Compared to the majority of the Akron area clubs, this place is nice, except for the bathroom. I've used better smelling pot-a-pottis in the middle of a heat wave in August than the one a Desiree's! It has historically been bad.

Luckily I got there after Shelia flew away on her broom! The evening bar maid was nice enough, but was really nondescript. There were 2 old scags dressed up as dancers with very bad attitudes. They maybe we're at one time desirable, but with there personalities they could be 8's or 9's and still be undesirable.

Not certain of the dancers name, but old, worn out, haggard, drugged out and very much looked like she had been ridden to hard many times and put away wet. The other was the infamous April, who fits the above description, us the fact fact that she wouldn't know the truth if it bit her in her fat ass. Caught in multiple lies, talk sit about her regulars, the other dancer and the bar maid. I got up half water through the first song, threw down a $5, left most of my beer and got the hell out of that he'll hole!

Good luck to all who choose this place with the hope it will resemble a fraction of its past.