Deja Boooooo

To start, Deja Vu in Ypsilanti is by far one of the most boring clubs that I've visited on a Sunday. To set the scene, the 'Vu' (as local residents call it), sits across the street from a public bus station. It's smack dab in the middle of downtown Ypsilanti, which makes stepping out for a drink (because they DO NOT serve alcohol there) convenient and walkable.

Upon entering the clubs main entrance, you're greeted to dimly lit, but relatively attractive foyer that houses sex toys and XXX videos, as well as other merchandise. In this area you'll also pay your $15 dollar cover as well as hand your jacket over for a mandatory coat check -- the girls working here occasionally walk by (usually mostly naked), and if you're lucky you'll get a glimpse of some of the human merchandise. Pro tip: If you've visited a bar in the area, or you went to a sports event that day, save your receipts/ticket stubs -- it will take $10 off your cover.

The club's show floor is decently sized and well spaced, with plenty of seating and ample room for friends to throw dollars at the rail. Servers will take your (non alcoholic) drink orders, which all fountain drinks are included in the cover -- however you will have to pay for anything in a can/bottle.