Worst Lapdance Ever

This took place a couple of Sundays ago. Been to the club about 4 times since the raid. Decent crowd but easy to find a table. A lot of regulars have definitely been MIA, and today was no different. Been at the club about 30 minutes, with few dancers spotted with whom I would like to lap. Massage girls Carly, Audrey and Selena working the room and remarkably successful at find suckers for their massages/limited contact laps (even before the raid). To each his own...

A lovely young AA dancer walks by my table a few times, paying me no nevermind. Usually, when a dancer goes out of her way to ignore me, I am more than happy to accommodate her desire and don't bother with her, but Hi-Liter has always had some of the best-looking AA dancers in town and I am bored. This gal, while severely lacking in the titty department (A-cups), definitely pushed my other buttons. She finally came over and introduced herself as "Caramel." Of course. I've had dances with a "Mocha," a "Latte," a "Nubian," a "Coco," and so many other synonyms I cannot even recall them all. The next song start and she immediately gets up, places her shins on my thighs, and then literally just slowly hops up and down on my lap for three minutes. No contact other than her shins on my thighs and her hands on my shoulders to hold her steady. After one song, I was more than ready to ask her to exit my lap, which I never do except in extreme circumstances. This lap defined the extreme circumstance. I get better mileage from my seat belt.

I will say there is some potential for mileage. One of the Latina/Cuban dancers was definitely up for some fun, but kept looking over her shoulder for a bouncer to look in on us, so it was difficult to pick up a finishing rhythm. On the lookout for Rexie, Melissa and Leslie. Haven't seen any of those girls since the raid.