Didn't remember that I'd been here before

So, this is one of those experiences where you don't think you've been to a club before but as soon as you drive up to it you realize that you have. Such was the case tonight as I drove up and then remembered parking across the street to avoid the valet BS and then walking back over to the club. Simple enough to avoid the valet. I did look at parking in the lot same side of the road next lot slightly below it but ruled that out as poorly lit and seemed the obvious things that others were doing. So, bottom line avoid the valet and park in the well lighted strip mall across the street. The other thing I didn't remember was a bouncer with a pistol, camo tact vest, and a half dozen clips. Strangely he was a white bouncer at a mainly black club. I asked him if I was safe and he said now you are. So, inside the club, it was pretty packed for 10:30 on a Wed night. Lots of smoke which has been described. The ethnicity says mixed and I did't come during the day but tonight it was like 95%+ ethnic (black and latina). Generally not my thing but I decided to give it a few minutes. They only offer water in bottles at 4.25 a pop. Looking around I saw very few caucasian dancers. I was approached by several AA dancers, all of which were friendly and easily accepted that I wasn't interested in a dance at the moment. I did my best to work around the club, and saw maybe 2-3 white dancers. All on the skinny side, also not really my thing. I finished my water and was just about to head out when over in the right side section near the door (looking from the bar toward the exit) I see a voluptuous brunette who is exactly what I'm looking for. I watch her a bit from afar and then I see her giving some guy a massage. I think, "oh shit, of course she's the massage girl!" Well, I decided to watch her a little bit more and she gave a massage for 2 dances. Again, I contemplate heading to a different club and she starts to make her way around the right side back toward the bar. She comes up to me and says "hi" and asks if I want a dance. Without asking her name or hearing the pitch I say "yes." She takes my hand and walks me back to the couch area (again, front right side of club looking from bar to exit). I told her that I was afraid she was the massage girl but very happy to hear that she offers dances. She said she was having a slow night and had only given two (2) dances since 7:30. Just crazy I'm thinking to myself. So, as we start I ask her how much the dancers are and she says $20. Okay, I thought maybe they were $10, but I'm not going to hassle it. What followed was a *great* experience. She had no problem loosening up my belt and reaching in to make sure that I was properly aligned to enjoy the dance. She did that frequently as well as some stick shifting. She asked if I did privates and I said sometimes that that I had not done one there before. She said it was $200 for 30 minutes. Seriously considered it given the first dance was going so well but then again realized by dance 2 at that rate I could be done and save my funds for another date. I guessed right and was. I told her after the end of the second dance that I needed a break. She did a quick check and said "yep, you're done. you can tip me extra if you want." And, I did, and was totally happy to do so because she said it in a way that wasn't the obnoxious way that most dancers do. Double the rate so, $80 bucks for a very intimate experience. My hands were free to roam as were hers. I've had a few dances in my time and I told her the beauty of this one is that she under promised (made none) and way over delivered on the experience in terms of what I was expecting a dance might be like. She goes by the stage name was M****w. Definitely would go back again just to see her.