Hong Kong Tijuana

It is very unfortunate for me to have to differ with the vast majority of reviewers on this place but it must be done and the truth has to get out there.

I arrived at around 10pm on Saturday for the first time with the hopes of getting the life-changing experience that so many others have got in the past here. Once I was at the club's front door I got patted down, paid the cover charge, and received a beer from a giant ice chest. I slowly walked towards the curtains just past the entrance with a line of men as I heard extremely loud music and various noises of debauchery. I anticipated that once I moved those curtains to the side I would see pure heaven with beautiful women everywhere. I moved the curtains to the side and saw something that shocked me to the core. It was a complete BRATWURST FESTIVAL! I literally saw at least 300 men and what appeared to be around 35 women. You couldn't even walk around in that bitch there were so many men.

Disappointing first encounter, however, I didn't want that to stop me from my pursuits as I drove all the way from Los Angeles. I decided to walk around albeit with much difficulty to scope out the women, then another shocker that was perhaps even more devastating than the first, the women on average were not that hot at all. No joke guys, I was seeing a plethora of 5's and 6's with a moderate amount of 7's in the bunch, very few 8's and above. The decent women that were available were completely surrounded by ultra horny men wanting to take them arriba. I was stuck and didn't know what to do. At that point it was the worst strip club experience I have ever had in my entire life, and that's saying something!