First off, the staff are super...

First off, the staff are super friendly and welcoming. The dancers? Slim, early 20's, mostly white, some with tats.

If you're into butts, half of the ladies will be to your liking. If you like boobs? You've got one choice. I was really perplexed by how dead the scene was on a Saturday night. Just six dancers, and a crowd of 20 dudes in a space that is intended for a couple of hundred.

Anyway the dances were explained to me thusly:

Regular dances: $25