I don't really consider this a strip club

So first off this place is weird. There was a homecoming celebration there. I have been in way too many strip clubs, so I know a little bit about set up. First of all its $20 to park, down the street. Cover was $40 for men, $20 for girls. The ATM was ridiculous. I get inside and there are literally more women patrons than men. It looks great inside, but this is more like a night club experience than a strip club. The women are texas thick and beautiful. Mostly wearing bikinis, occasionally topless. There was probably alot of silicon jigglin too, but I don't mind. Now once you get in the club (unless you go upstairs) there is no where to sit. Unless you pay more money to get inside a section (which was walled off from the general public with street barricades). My buddies and I basically leaned against a wall and watched the strippers walked by. They even sold hookah which was also weird because once we got it they but they hookah on the ground and they casually passed it around, because again, no where to sit. Two big booty women did give us some attention. We made it rain as we continued to stand and get standing lap dances? thigh dances? bump and grinding? Who knows. Like I said, its more like a night club. I had fun for the hour I was there. I won't be back.