Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Arrived on Wednesday probably around 4:30pm. Not too many girls at this time but the quality of girls I thought was quite high. Just like the night before there was always one to three girls on the bar, two on the two small platforms in front of the bar, one on the main stage (this one would get fully nude), one on the alley side bar and some times one on the saving cream show stage unless a cream show was ongoing which seemed often. Quality of main stage dancing is consistently high with several doing the upside down spin using the hanging ring while taking off top too. They were occasionally blasting smoke from the ceiling. Was surprised to hear some Metallica and even Pink Floyd thrown in among the typical pounding dance club music. Nothing unexpected at this club. $1 gets you a brief feel (I mostly did ass) on any girl you want though I wouldn't go crazy. After I always gave a smiling thumbs up or a pleasant comment. After producing the $1 a few girls immediately dropped their tops down giving you the green light for titty feel. It's probably considered rude to sit at the main stage and not tip, the girls will occasionally force you into a tip by doing something like a spread eagle right to your face so you'll look like a douche if you don't produce a dollar. $10 including tip gets you a girl to sit/talk with while she drinks, $22 for a lap dance but I never did one so don't know how long they last or how good they might be. $80 or possibly less if you can haggle + room fee will get you naked sex for 30 min with most any girl. YMMV quite a bit on quality of service though. Probably best to stick to your instincts and not get rushed and settle (like I did below) or even worse let one of those real aggressive ones browbeat you into a room (trust me they will try). As far as Gringo safety, I never felt threatened at all in Mexico but I also never hung out later than 11pm, alley outside the club seemed pretty dead when I lapped it. Take a cab to/from your hotel or border. This club is clearly worth a trip or two if you want a high quality strip club scene with the option of sex, if you just want sex without your ears bleeding from the music look elsewhere.

end short review, more detailed (possibly boring) below

After entering got a water, some ones and took a helper pill. Laid low for a while handing ones out when I 'felt' it was necessary. You got to be careful here as you might be saying "I'd buy that for a dollar" like the guy in Robocop 20-30 times before you realize that your using real money. Some older looking Asian guy made it rain ones from above which gave me a good chuckle. About an hour or so in I seemed to sense that the helper was kicking in and was time to start looking closer. I cruised around a bit but pretty much all of the talent was held up at tables or hidden elsewhere. There was one girl all alone leaning on the rail along the ramp. She was taller than average looked pretty good but I wasn't sure. I slipped a one into her string feeling her ass. Gave her the thumbs up, took a few steps but she pulled me back by the waist. Being held from behind I shook my ass back n forth a few times. She countered with a few dry humps. Jokingly I asked if she had a strap on but her expression screamed no comprendo. Clearly sensing a client she just simply reached around to fondle me. Didn't take long to start getting hard, I heard a 'hey hey' followed by 'room room' pointing upwards. Said ok and she led me out the front to get a robe, only then did I finally have the sense to ask how much, $80, fine. Got into our small dimly lit room. She said her name was Maria. Again taller than average, slender, no implants, a little bit of tummy flab, only noticed one tattoo on back. No complaints at all with her effort, energetic, sweaty. A couple positions but mostly excellent cowgirl. Brief mutual shower and back into the club.