Not what it used to be

This used to be my "go to" club in Philly. Oh have things have changed. It's still a beautiful club with great looking dancers, but the dances aren't what they used to be. Got there before 5 so no cover and no mandatory valet parking. $6.75 plus tip for a Stella. Not a lot of dancers on hand, but they were all at least 8s. Locals were tipping 5 singles at a time so I was thinking I'd never get any action. Asked a cute brunette what it took to get a private dance and she said "Just ask". Came over at the end of her set. Sat for a while and then headed upstairs. On the way she said $300 for 30 mins nude or $30 for 4 mins. topless. Based on past history I took the half hour. Mistake. Curtains used to be closed completely for total privacy. Now they stay open about 6 inches. Asked about that and was told that, not only do the curtains stay open, somebody walks by to keep an eye on things. Did my 30 mins and returned to the bar. Decided to try the $30 for 4 mins with a cutie with lots of ink, beautiful eyes and a great athletic body. Had to pay up front for how many dances I thought I'd want. Same partially opened curtains. Her g-string was so small it might as well have been a nude dance. Some OTP stick shifting but both had limited touching. If that's the house rules now I'll have to find a new Philly Club. Cost me $390 plus drinks and tips to leave disappointed.