Not my cup of tea

Went to a comedy show with my buddy and decided to stop by for some late night entertainment. The older i get l, the shittier this place looks and feels for me. I tried to get into it and even spent the cash to earn a good time but it was to no avail.

First impression when entering was sausage fest. I know its a strip club but it there was a line of college dbags at tge door and once inside it was wall to wall 18y olds dudes. All the stools were broken and the lap dance area was pretty uncomfortable. My main gripe though was half the club was closed cause it was "thursday", which is kinda BS cause, these days, more and more people are hanging on thur nights.

Strippers: most were not for me. I like toned and sorta tiny though i can be swayed. I saw alot of big black girl booty, strung out with stretch marks, and the one or two worth the trip were off messing around in the stripper only areas after their dance. So im left sitting there with my dick in my hand, figuratively, when it should be literally in my hand in the back room with that super cutie 20y old tart that was just on stage.