Still Unique

The negatives to the Inner Room are few, but they exist. There is a large crowd of regulars who take up a lot of space, spend little and are driving the attractive dancers out. Low ceiling and 80% of the customers smoking is simply gross. Late at night the crowd gets younger and far more look like they are never going to have a real job. No privacy. The positives? The songs are 3:30; the laps are $10.00; you get a free shot upon entry before 7. If you tip the bartenders well they are willing to vouch for you with the dancers and a few have breasts that feel wonderful when you tip. The dances, while not private are full contact. If you are shy you will find it distracting. If you aren't its amazing. To get a full song two way, above and below waist full contact for $10.00 is almost criminal. While in Florida last week I went three times. Sunday night sucked. Lousy line-up, limited choices, but to be fair every Sunday I have been here since 1984 has sucked. Monday was similar to Sunday, but without customers it was a buyers market, so 2 beers with tip, a few stage tips, a 3 song neck rub and then a 5 song dance with satisfaction cost a grand total of $75.00. Thursday the lineup was fabulous, with minimal customers. I like spinners and there were at least 15. All three of the dancers provided A+ dances, but one dancer in particular was just great. 21 (this October), perfect features, ultimate spinner, smart enough to discuss literature, specifically Orwell, a just an incredible dance. Best part? We sat down 10 seconds into a song and she not only said lets wait for the next one, but took off her top and danced that song free of charge. Except for the fact the lineups are down in quality from 10-15 years ago and yup, I am old and I miss the $6.00 4 minute song dances, the Inner Room remains unique and the only Orlando area choice imo. Almost forgot: free food Sunday night.