Savannah's On Hanna
1000 Hanna St Harrisburg, PA 17104

could not suck enough - seriously

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Nov 3, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I like going to clubs. I travel a lot and I've been to a bunch of them. I'm in central PA for work and its the night of the final game of the world series. I thought it would be a great place to see the game and relax. First, the good points. The club is clean and smoke free. Walked in, metal detector, check your cell phone, pretty routine. $10 cover change. All good. Walked into the big room, maybe 25 people there. The room is clean, music was decent and not so loud you couldn't enjoy it. I sat at one end of the bar and had a $4 beer. Chatted with the bartender., a pretty, dirty blond in a bustea that looked painful. There's a group of 4 guys to my left talking with 3 dancers. One, a blonde who was at least an 8, smiled at me but she was obviously already with one of the guys. I watched 3 dancers do their routines on stage. They were 6 and 7s. Some dollars were tossed on the stage but most of the girls avoided eye contact and looked bored. Finished my beer. At this point in time - in most clubs - at least one girl has said hello to me. Here nothing. OK, there was some old guy further down the bar, he's got 3 or 4 girls talking to him, I thought maybe he was taking all the air out of the room - might have been a party, don't know. So I ordered my second beer and moved to the other end of the bar, closer to the stage walk and ahead of the old guy and his harem. I watched 3 more girls on stage, some pole work but no one was really enthusiastic. Again, they all looked like they didn't want to be there. After being on stage every one of the girls walked straight straight back to the dressing room. No eye contact. None came out to mingle with the customers. No smiles. No flirting. I could not believe it. I've been everywhere from the back woods of Northwest PA to LA and Las Vegas. _This was the least friendly place I've been to_. I ordered another beer. I watched two more girls dance, same behavior. A couple of girls did come out but they walked right by and started talking with guys who were obviously regulars. I finished my third beer - in 45 mins the only girl I had spoken to was the bartender. WTF!! I ordered one more beer and watched the game on the big screen, at this point I felt I must have been covered in dogshit because I've never been so totally ignored in a club before. I'm a business guy, I don't look like an ogre and I'm not a creep. I'm not shy and I'm also not stingy with my appreciation. Someone girl would have been pretty happy after spending time flirting with me tonight. In 90 minutes I spent $26 for the beer and cover - for nothing. Most guys are interested in the mileage at clubs. At Savanah's, the only good mileage is the 100+ miles driving the turnpike to Philadelphia and back - at least in the city you can have a nice time. Their billboards advertisements look nice, otherwise it could not suck enough.

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