Stuck in the valley
As someone who has gone to Club Risque Bristol for about fifteen years, I've seen it go through several peaks and valleys as far as dancers go. It'd been about six months since my last visit and I've only been here twice total in the past year and a half. Nothing to do with the club itself, just hadn't needed to go clubbing for a while.
The club itself is about the same as its always been. There were about 14-15 dancers there. I tend to like em around 5'2" and 110lbs, so there wasn't much for me to look at. I have a small dick, so small girls for me (hahaha). Most of the dancers were solid 6s -- add one to that if you like girls who are average weight, not slender, but not fat either. I'd say the hottest was Milan, a very attractive WOC I'd put at an 8 on most days, though sometimes she does something with her look and becomes a serious 9 stunner. Most of the dancers I didn't recognize, maybe only 5 or 6 who I remember from when I used to be a weekly visitor. The majority were new to me. Seems like they've had a little more than the usual turnover in the past few months.
No dances of VIP today. Even if I wanted any, the way the DJ was cutting the songs short would have irritated me (this is great for the stage, but for lappers by the song it sucks). Plus the fact that the ticket guys / dance minder d-bags often pad the song count, which often makes me just not get one. Timed dances would be great.
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