Definitely not impressed with this place!...
Definitely not impressed with this place! First of all, they open late. I went by wanting to kill a little time before supper and found they don't start until 9pm. Second, cover is pretty expensive for what you get: $20. Third you get very little for your buck.
Main stage is in the center of the club with chairs all around. The girl dances clothed for one song, topless for the second and nude for the third. (This isn't unique to Madonna's, but I've never understood why clubs do this -- noone tips until the nude song anyway). The nudity is pretty tame, no gyno spreads or even touching that I saw.
The stage show was OK for what it was. I give the club its low mark for the couch and VIP dances. There is very little grind in the couch dances ($20) and no touching by you at all unless you upgrade to a $40 dance. Even then, breast groping is subtly discouraged, and kitty petting is not even a possibility. During your whole dance there will be an ongoing attempt to upsell you to a VIP dance ($250) with promises of "massage" & "everything". The VIP area turns out to be essentially a booth that is not particulary private. The waitress will appear with a drink for your dancer and expect you to pay for that, and to tip her as well. The dancer will put on "cheerleader bottoms" over her thong (or whatever) for the grind (which was still mediocre in my case) and will still discourage your touching her tits. She may flash the kitty, but it is still way off limits. The "massage" is a lame back-rub. As another review noted, they cut the session considerably shorter than the advertised time. On the other hand, I was ready to get out of there -- not the sign of a good VIP session!
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