Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202

Don't believe the hype

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carmelcd
Oct 26, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I read how amazing this place was on another site. Four dollar cover on a Tuesday and $5 draft beer seemed very over priced for a Tuesday evening. The bathroom was disgusting and smelled only slightly better than an outhouse in summer. Try to hold it or go before you come, the bathroom looks like you will need a healthy dose of antibiotics if u touch anything. After a 3 song wait a dancer, finally got up off the bar and walked around the stage. She attempted to do one pole trick but was soon stuck. She was somewhat attractive maybe a 6 on a good day; however, after watching her lay on the bar and then fail to actually dance, things only got worse. After 5 songs, I had seen one average pair of boobs. This club said all nude but who knows since the dancers spent more time sitting and talking to the waitress than dancing. Flat over priced tap beer, a cover, waitresses saying that they don't have change, and only 3 dancers one of which never took the stage. Numerous places throughout the club it's posted that no touching of the dancers is permitted at all. Twenty bucks per song and no contact isn't value, or quality, zero mileage to be had here. Maybe it was an off night. Maybe they normally have more dancers who are motivated, maybe the waitresses aren't the rudest ppl in Oregon. I can only hope that I caught the club on an off night otherwise this place is an overpriced shit hole with very few dancers who are average in looks but have shitty attitudes. There are way to many clubs here to settle for an experience like this. Garbage try another club.

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