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After much speculation as to what the Doll House actually sold - doll houses? small asian ladies? men's lingerie? hookers? hand jobs? - and much research - phone calls, blog scouring, and ad scrutinizing - we decided to just go check it out.

To be honest, I wasn't sure what to expect. Initially, I thought it was going to be like a Dreamer's - sans the pornographic movies. But after looking at some of their ads and reading a couple of inaccurate blog entries, I thought maybe they offered some private services that aren't publicly advertised.

There was a curtained off area in the back that I didn't enter, but I asked the potential-handjob-giver-lady what was back there. She told me that it's where they give "private shows" (handjobs), which they can tailor for couples (simultaneous or double handjobs?). Hm, I wonder if she thought the bf and I were there for a show. I could have used a handjob I guess, but since I don't have a penis, or cash to waste - I didn't bother to ask her how much her going rate was. Sorry guys, I should have gathered that pertinent info for you - you know, in case you're ever in need of a handjob.