Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club
1925 S Texas 6 Houston, TX 77077

I say pass

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DangerMan
Oct 20, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

This place by far one of the most bittersweet locations I have ever been to. First off the location is shared in a shopping strip also sharing a parking lot with a restaurant/bar nearby. So there are some prying curious eyes on you. Inside decor is pretty nice they have 2 bars set up with a stage in the back wall once you enter. VIP room is off to the left side and does seem to be quite dark in there while normal dances are given to the right side in these sofa benches which leaves you out in the open.

For a Monday at 7:00 it was what I expected 3-4 patron but and quite a few girls hanging around or just walking in. No one was up on stage for quite a while and 3 girls were all over this one guy in the back. Got myself a beer and have to say the decor is very nice. It does give off a nice vibe for a club. Sadly this is where all my positive comments end. Girls look ok but pasties are a must and also the those horrible shorts are on. Also a security guy was randomly passing through frequently which also killed the vibe. Got a girl to come over and talk to me a nit and after a bit went for some dances. Dances as mentioned before are in the open which sucks. In fact if someone walks in through the door they will be able to see you. What annoyed me was even after the 2nd dance she still never took off her top. Pastie or not thats a huge... just no. I come to strip clubs to see tits and ass not to enjoy the atmosphere. Did my 3rd dance and saw this wasnt going to be any better so cut my loses and left.

Overall decor great. Girls average. Dances subpar, Pastie, booty shorts, roaming security guard = No fun. Everything felt very big brother and there are sooooooo many better options especially since this club seems out of the way when compared to other Houston clubs. I say pass unless you know they have some event going on that might be some fun.

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