First time at Glamour Girls

WARNING: I might have gotten a liiiittle carried away with this one so if you want the TL;DR version, skip to the bottom of the ROS.

You know that ONE girl in high school that got passed around more than a donation basket at First Saint John Apostolic Assembly Full Gospel Missionary Baptist Bible Church? Yeah, her...we called her Hurricane Holly bc the only thing that got banged more than her was a screen door during a hurricane. Anyway, that's what GG is to me...Houston's dirty little (poorly kept) secret. To this day, I still wonder what Holly was like in the sack or if she was really just a nice girl with a friendly vagina, the kind of woman who would split the Planned Parenthood expenses 50/50.