Visiting from out of town, and...
Visiting from out of town, and I decided to come to Casa because it seemed like the most popular club in Portland according to the reviews. Driving there one of the things I noticed it seemed to be in a deserted area. I didn't see anybody in the streets, very few cars out and about. I almost thought I was going to the wrong club, but the club is on a hill, and I saw a lot of cars parked there, so I figured this must be the place. I walked in and there was a guy there to check my ID, and there was a topless girl collecting the cover money. Interesting. The cover was 6 or 8 bucks or something like that. I gave her a $20, and she gave me 2 dollar bills in change. Da fuck? They also gave me some raffle ticket for some kind of free dance drawing that happens later on.
I surveyed the place a little bit. Man there were a lot of white girls, probably 95% of the girls were white. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm just not used to that in LA. Another thing I noticed, man these bitches were tatted up. Some girls in the club have tattoos back home, but man damn near every one of these girls were tatted up. My take on girls with a lot of tattoos is it hides their beautiful skin. Another thing I noticed was that the waitresses and the bartenders were topless. Hmmm. Different kind of club I guess. I stood around a little bit, and I saw customers with alcoholic beverages, and the girls were getting naked on stage! First time I've been to a club like this. In LA if the girls are getting naked it's a juice bar. If there's alcohol the girls keep their pasties on, or at the most they go topless. I'm not sure if it's just this club, or Portland in general, but I can get used to that shit. Unfortunately the girls didn't look too good. Mainly 6's, I saw one 8+ briefly, but she was taking a guy to VIP, and they were in there the whole time I was at the club. I also found out it was a vegan club, I don't think I've ever been to a vegan club. I was tempted to try their food, but I passed. It was VERY crowded in there, there weren't a lot of seats, so a lot of people were standing up. There was also a smoking patio where a lot of people went to.
So I told you they gave me 2 dollar bills as change when they were collecting cover. Well guys were tipping the girls on stage with 2 dollar bills, and the waitresses gave me 2 dollar bills in change when I got some drinks. Now this could be a club specific thing, and I'm hoping this is not for all the clubs in Portland. That shit is pretty lame. Speaking of stage it looks like customers were getting pretty good mileage on stage. One time two strippers were on the stage at the same time, and they were eating each other out, and one of them brought out a dildo. Wild shit! There were two main stages, and one stage closest to the bar that appeared to be like a warm up stage or something.
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