On a rare trip to Orlando,...

On a rare trip to Orlando, I decided to stop in this place already knowing nothing great was going to happen. But, you know, just figured it was better that nothing for a beer and cigar. The place is dark and there were about 3 or 4 desperate souls (customers) and maybe 5 entertainers who seemed to be having a great time. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. The next, best option is the hour+ long drive to Tampa or Cocoa. Man, what a dismal situation. The beer was cold and the female bartender was very pretty and friendly – and I appreciate both those things. An entertainer came up and tried to make small talk – but she quickly figured out there was NO WAY I was going to spend a dime under the current guidelines. I can believe in stooping to describing the music, but it was actually pretty good. There was nothing else to focus on. Well, actually, there was a giant friggn salt water eel in an aquarium that was pretty amazing. Even it looked bored, though. Bye, bye, Orlando.