The Bottom Shelf of Strip Clubs

Body Talk is the only strip club in Port St. Lucie, but it's really a titty bar. Although the strip clubs get better and many heading south, the nearest club heading north is really, really far. So if you're a hound in town on business, family visit, etc,, head south. Living in PSL I have frequented this club often. When the economy was banging me and the boys would roll in on payday just before the night shift kicked in with the cover charge. I've been to both shifts so we'll cover the day shift first.

The day shift is a tomb. No cover and no door girl so you just walk right in. It's not uncommon to find girls in tops and bottoms sitting around playing with their phones. But the day shift really caters more as a bar than a club. Guys go in to drink $3 beer and have their company, showing their tits for a dollar. If they do dance they take off their tops but I've seen girls leave their bottoms on. As the evening shift comes closer a few more girls begin to show up for work. The dancer quality is a five with an occasional 6 with no outliers (stripper way hotter than usual). Ever hear jokes about pregnant/amputee strippers? Yeah. That's this place during the day. But I've gone, and in some cases, still go, because just because it's bottom shelf doesn't mean it won't get you buzzed. You feel me?

Night shift is a lot better than in the day. The dancer quality goes from a hard 5 to a 6-7 with the possibility of an outlier. $5 cover taken by the doorman or the bouncer in the corner. With dances YMMV but the girls with big boobs have rarely not let me play with them (I even had an outlier with big natural boobs let me suck on 'em. True story.) Some strippers are kinda big but they have some boobs so for big boobs it's not a bad place.