I loved this place. It really...

I loved this place. It really is like a comfortable, funky little neighborhood bar that happens to have strippers hanging around. The $5 dances on your barstool are unlike anything I've experienced in a club before. I love how the girls hike a leg up and swing it around your waist to get a better crotch-to-crotch grind going. I don't mind at all that they aren't topless, either. It sort of reinforces the regular-bar-with-friendly-girls illusion. Maybe I'm just jaded by the strip club formulas in other towns and glad for anything that's different. All I know is everything going on here hit the mark for me.

Most of the girls Thursday night were only average in the looks department, but friendly. There were two very pretty blondes working when I got there around 9:30, and then a way cute brunette who came on around 11:00. All three had killer bods, perfect skin, all the qualities that make you wonder how come she's not pulling down the big bucks at some upscale neon somewhere. For about 2 seconds, and then you're just thankful that you found her here.

One of the blondes was nice and a hard working grinder, but a little monotonous in her technique. The other blonde was an absolute angel. After getting three $5 dances with her, I got two couch dances. After apparently satisfying the bouncer that we were well behaved, we both proceeded to behave quite badly. I did three $5 dances with the brunette, too, and had some couch dance-level mileage with her, although her top stayed on, of course. Both of these last two girls were a blast to joke around, with, too. Genuinely friendly, hot looking girls who for $5 are happy to rub their sexy young bodies all over yours. If that ain't your thing, they've got pool tables.