Outhouse Again

Been a while since I had been to the Outhouse, probably a couple of years. Although it looks like an outhouse from the outside, and is outside the city limits on the edge of a soybean field, the inside is OK. I see they finally remodeled the bathrooms, which were really, really bad before. The dancers tell me that although they also remodeled the ladies/dressing room, they are small and cramped, and some strippers actually get ready at home before they drive to work. Might make for an interested stop by a traffic cop.

Being there on a Saturday night, the place, which is rather small by club standards, was starting to fill up by 9PM. There were 22 girls. That's easy to confirm because they have a board right in the middle of the club with stripper names and the dancing order. Over half of them were very attractive, the rest were fine, with the exception of 1 or 2. No chubbies at all. My advise is to avoid the older Asian gal, because she is kind of bitchy, and should quit. She has huge natural tits, so I suppose that's why they keep her around.

By midnight the place was so packed you could hardly move around. By that time about 15 girl customers had shown up. They like to lay down on their backs on the stage and have the strippers pull their bras off and suck their nipples. Good viewing.

The basic cover is $10. They have a small VIP room that costs you $10 more for the night if you want to try that. Lap dances in the VIP are total nude with full contact. Those are $30 apiece, while regular area lappers are $20 (g-strings stay on). If you feel like it, get 2 girls for $60 and have them play with each other while they grind on you. That night I took Deanna, Delilah, and London back to the VIP. They were all fun, go for it.

In summary, if you don't have lots of fun in this place on a Saturday night, there is something wrong with you.