Business Trip Relaxation

I visited Club Femme Nu on a Thursday and Friday nights around 830 pm in October during a business trip to Honolulu. According to its ratings CFN is a top rated club in HI, is all nude and serves a full bar. Entrance to the club is from what appears the rear facing the Ala Moan hotel thru a parking lot. Seven-dollar cover but the price goes towards your first drink which is nice. Once you enter the club the interior appears to have been redecorated recently and is nicely finished with neon, mirrors and appropriate lighting no dark cave here.

There are four I think elevated dance stages only three were open when I was there. The club is nicely appointed, booths and chairs surround the stages, a bar where I typically sit faces the interior, but enough about interior decorating.

I’ve been to a number of clubs and this has got to be one of the most uncommon dance routines. There were 8-12 girls on shift most were 7-8’s. The girls don’t appear to dance a two or three song set as in most clubs at least one that I could discern. Instead rather than wait in the dressing room for their shift or circulate with the customers most of the girls position themselves strategically on each stage using a cushion to sit on, then coax like the siren of the sea passing customers to sit with them. As customers approach and sit at the stage they dance I’d call it more lounge on their cushion and disrobe. So in effect it’s like a table dance performed on the stage, as I didn’t see any performed off-stage.