I was disappointed by the quality...

I was disappointed by the quality of the strippers here on Thursday afternoon. I tried the $5 dances with 3 or 4 out of about 10 girls working. The others were pretty skanky. They're good dances for $5, although touching is limited. But who am I to complain when the girl is rubbing my dick and sticking her nipple in my mouth. For some reason, I expected you could get $5 dances at the bar here like in Akron clubs, instead of in a designated corner.

I believe for a VIP dance to be worth $25 the stripper had better be a real knockout, and nobody in the joint came close. For research purposes, however, I tried one with a girl with a sexy face but a marginal body and a boob job gone wrong. The dance was pretty high mileage. From all signs, you could get away with plenty in there, but I'm not interested unless the girls are hotter.