What was I thinking?

Help me out here guys cuz I'm running out of options.

Went to Sam's this past Saturday out of a lack of anything better to do. Pulled up about 10:30 PM and the parking lot is rather empty. Went in, grabbed a seat at the bar and stuck $20.00 in the poker machine for a drink and something to do while I checked out the talent to see if there was anything interesting...

There wasn't.