Ok if you like your chocolate skim...

One of my co-workers suggested this club so I decided to stop in on a Monday afternoon around 4 pm to see what it was like. Parking - There was a valet on duty in the middle of the afternoon which is kind of odd for an all-black club but I am guessing they are trying to appear somewhat “upscale” lol. The valet and regular parking areas are in the same lot so it is kind of hard to know where to park for regular parking. A piece of advice, the regular parking is in the back row of the parking lot and the valet parking is more toward the front of the lot towards the club’s entrance. The lot is pretty small so I parked in the valet area at first. I opted to move my car to regular parking after I parked in the valet area by mistake. It would have been nice for the valet to have informed me of this before I got out of my car but it is what it is... I re-parked my car and headed in to the club... The normal entry fee this time of day is 5 dollars but the front door person offered to let me in for free if I was a Cowboys fan. Being a diehard Eagles fan it was almost impossible to say I like the Cowboys but hey it saved me five dollars...

The club itself is a pretty decent size. They have two bars.. one near the front door and the other by the main stage which is located towards the back of the club. The club has 3 stages - one main stage towards the back of the club and two smaller stages that are in the center. Their "VIP" area is located to the left of the main stage in a section that you walk up. One word of caution, the club has several steps throughout the main level of the club and the club was not well lit the day I was there. I almost fell on my face making my way towards the bar by the main stage as my eyes were still adjusting to the club. I saw a dancer tripped as well so at least I was not alone in that regard.

So after I ordered a drink and posted myself at the bar I began to scan the "talent" at the club. Each stage had a dancer on it and they were all fine. I began thinking to myself..now this is really odd in a black strip club in the middle of the day.. I then began looking at the other dancers on the floor and they were all fine too! There were about 6 or 7 dancers with other customers and they all appeared pleasant aka no attitude. I was like what the F#$K is going on here - lmao. Now even though the dancers were fine in the face and had nice bodies (flat stomachs and no stretch marks) they were not my type -meaning I like a little thickness in the thigh and ass area. I began to scan the area for my type and could not find one... I started thinking to myself..how the hell can you run a strip club with a lack of variety body wise..