The Disneyland of strip clubs. ...

The Disneyland of strip clubs. Took the limo, tipped the driver $20 and the doorman another $20, we got a table right away. Sat down, ordered drinks ($13 for a beer...), and the show starts. Immediately, girls are in our laps. I was fairly happy with the one I got--Columbian, big tits--and she was nice (if not a little difficult to understand). The Rhino is still hell-bent on ripping off customers in the VIP rooms, with a 2-drink minimum and a room charge, so the formerly awesome deal of 3 for $100 room now ends up being more like 3 for $150 by the time you are all done. I've made it clear in my mind that it would have to be really, really spectacular to indulge in this, and I did not see it this night. The Columbian did a $20 dance on the floor--very nice body--and tried to talk me into VIP, but I politely declined.

The construction continues, and the flow through the club is a bit chaotic, as there is no way to make a "loop". The large stage from the original layout remains, but the areas behind that (bar, couches, satellite stages) are currently gone. I think things will be better in there when the construction is done, but I have a real hard time figuring out in my mind what it will ultimately look like.

The girls here are top notch, but the insistence on the upcharging for VIP has made it less attractive than it was five years ago, for example.