Hit or Miss

I will break up this review into 3-sections:

I) Intro
II) Visit
III) Conclusion

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NOTE:
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This is another very-long, excruciatingly-detailed, play-by-play story-telling, Papi Chulo review; with an added lengthy rant; thus not an easy-read and the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time or patience
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Since my reviews tend to...