Disappointing

My last visit to the dirty bird was somewhat disappointing. I arrived and the parking lot was full, which I saw as kind of a good omen (lots of patrons often equal lots of dancers). I go in there and it wasn't as full as I was expecting. I guess everybody bought his or her own car. I made my way to VIP and got approached by MJ, who was by far the hottest dancer that day. Got two dances from her. Then Milan came along, who was also pretty hot but gave air dances. What a waste. Those two and another one named Cookie were the only ones that day that were a 7 or higher (MJ easily being a 9). I wanted a dance from Cookie but she spend all day talking to some guy at the bar. Secret gave a nice dance but she is kind of out of shape. And finally there was one whose name I forgot, kinda chubby, with black lipstick but pretty. She gave me a dance but first asked for a few seconds to "freshen up". She stood up, pulled down her panties, took a baby wipe from her purse and wiped her vagina. That was gross and a complete turn off.

Even the best of clubs have off days and that was one for the Parrot. None of my favorites (Champagne, Gypsy, Brooklyn, Panama) and these new ones just don't make the cut save for MJ