Don't go early...

Haven't been to a Dallas strip club in 10 years. Either my expectations have changed, or the clubs have really changed.

Showed up about 9 - 3 other dudes in this huge club, and no dancers. Was getting ready to leave (and throw away my $10 cover) when the waitress finally comes over and asks if I want a drink. $6 club soda later I was set and still looking to see some tits. Around 9:30 a couple of dancers start to wander out. A blonde in a cowboy comes over and sits at my table and we make the awkward small talk before she asks if I want a our (BTW, she was either drunk or high). During the tour she points out the private LD areas that I believe started at $500 and went well over the $2k barrier. When I didn't bite on a $2500 LD, she excused herself to the bathroom and I went back to my table.

After getting settled again, Rosey comes over (young spinner brunette) and asks if I want a dance. She is next on the pole, so I go over watch her dance, and then opt for the $25 touching LD that is done on some chairs just off to the side. Standard grinding and touching of the safe areas, good enough that I paid for 2.