monday night

I have visited this club about a dozen times in 2016. This unfortunately is as good as it gets for cleveland but still leaves much to be desired. They do serve food here but the quality can be hit or miss. The drinks are a little high but not outrageous compared to other clubs. They serve bottle water in a tiny Fiji bottle for $6 but waitress still willing to serve a large glass of ice water for free. The dances are $30 per song but on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday the prices are only $20/song. The mileage here varies greatly. I have had several tame air dances here but I have also had some experiences where the dancer pulls out Mr Happy and offers BBBJCIM. I declined and had to fight her off me on that one because she caught me by surprise.

The club is in the flats so don't expect anything except for bars around here and limited parking (Hustler used to charge for parking on weekend nights but not anymore to my knowledge). Wish there was a bank nearby for ATM. They have two ATM machines here. One upfront is brand new and uses the chip reader (I believe it only charges $5) but the older one in the back near the back bar charges 10% I believe. Probably only a matter of time before they "update" the front ATM to also charge 10%. Credit cars are also accepted but 15% surcharge for Hustler Dollars to pay for dances unless you are paying for drinks/food then it is no extra charge. Wish they had a nice club like this in the suburbs. The attitudes of the dancers are mostly thuggish/ghetto but there are a few nice girls from the suburbs who knows more in their vocabulary than "wanna dance"