I just got hustled

I just got hustled out of $400 dollars here. Honestly, it was my fault, looking back the hustles that were ran on me were obvious as hell (and really, they only worked because I made a few assumptions that I shouldn't have). All y'all Obi Wan Kenobi stripclub Jedis can laugh at the pathetic tale I'm about to regal you with.

So, I miss the turn to go to the original stripclub I planned on, Secrets, and decided to just say what the hell and give Victoria's Cabaret a try because it has been around 2 years since my last visit. First thing I noticed were some changes had been made, you are required to sign up for membership using your Driver's License (with a token fee of a penny). $9 club cover from there.

Woman at the front table then proudly tells me that tomorrow night and this weekend they will be celebrating their anniversary by having a “Midget stripper and jell-o wrestling.” I think, “Holy shit,” cuz I'm pretty sure the word "midget" is offensive. DJ then announces in the background “And tomorrow don't miss our MIDGET STRIPPER!!!” Uh, damn. I consider maybe the Little Person Stripper (am I doing it right?) might refer to herself as a midget stripper, in which case, well fuck if I know.