Erotica Cabaret
1795 W Okeechobee Rd Hialeah, FL 33010

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tybuki
Sep 30, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

First of all, this club is now called Erotica's Cabaret, not Stonewall. Decided to make this my first stop in Miami, and it was not a bad one, depending on what you're looking for. If you prefer spinner types, this is not the club for you. Personally, I like my girls to have some curves to them, and a large majority fit the bill here. It's a very small club, but has waitresses and a single stage in the middle surrounded by several chairs. When I arrived, there were about 10 girls, 8 of them Latina and 2 black. Most of them were just sitting around, and the tall black one was the first to approach me. In many other clubs I would have spent time with her ( as she was quite promiscuous), but I was here to see some Latinas, so I ultimately dismissed her. Most of the women have had some enhancements but they were difficult to spot and still were quite pleasing to the eye. The girls made their rotations on stage for about 2 songs, all Reggaton and R&B, usually unenthusiaticly, but they did remove all their clothing, so it wasn't all bad. The tip line is real too; every girl would patronize for a tip after leaving the stage giving you no reason to go see them up close, they're gonna come to you anyway. So after a few drinks and wow bodies I settled for a private dance with a tall dancer, spoke no English unfortunately, and as she was starting to remove clothing at the booth, the bouncer came over and admonished her. They traded words for a second, but you could see her enthusiasm waned after that. Total damage in the club was about .45 after drinks (beer), tips, and the dance. Based on my experience, it seemed like the type of club you could have some real fun in later at night.........

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