An Evening At Cheeks

I ventured to Cheeks on a humid Ohio Friday night. I arrived about 9pm, to an almost two-thirds full parking lot. After emptying my pockets and passing through the metal detector I paid my $5 cover to the friendly young lady at the entrance. Upon entering Cheeks my immediate impression was I felt as if I entered a sports bar. There were television sets everywhere with some type of ball game on each.

Cheeks is a large club with a smoking side and a non-smokers side. The long stage for dancing is thankfully on the non-smokers side. On this Friday night, there were four dancers on-stage. One dancer positioned at each stage pole. The dancers would start at one end of the stage rotating down one pole with each new song and then dropping off stage when they reached the other end. Most dancers would get topless half-way through the first song.

Dancers ranged from 6’s to 8’s. A Latino young lady was probably a 9. She carried a too perfect pair of too large store-bought breasts. I believe she was new to dancing as she shadowed an older, milf type throughout the night. Another young lady had the largest phat butt backside I’ve ever seen. Moreover, she carried it well. Unfortunately she spent most of the night with what looked to be her regulars. The dancer mix at Cheeks was good with all types and something for everyone. The waitresses were actually some of the best looking women in the club.

Periodically all the dancers would leave the stage and the Mission Impossible theme song would play. I learned this was the designated 2 dances for $25 period. This MI time seemed unnecessary as I got 2 for $25’s from several dancers all night long.

Twyla was the first dancer to take me to the VIP booths. She was from Miami having just moved into the area. While new to Cheeks she told me she had danced extensively in the Miami clubs. Though heavily tattooed and thus not my type I agreed to her 2 for $25 offer based on the Miami club experience. Though she was lean she did provide a quality lap dance while staying within the club guidelines.