Just didn't have it tonight

I was in town on business and decided to stop in. I had a few discount passes left from my ATF so it only cost me 3 bucks to get in. Good thing too,because that is all that this night was worth.

First we will start with the entertainers. Not sure what was up but this night did not have the caliper of talent that is usually here. I generally do not rate dancers on a numerical bases,but tonight it was difficult to get over a six. Just too many girls who think by throwing their big fake tits in your face you are going to jump all over them. Wrong,as I decided several offers to"have fun in the back".

Speaking of fun in the back,I don't think that is happening anymore at this club. From talking to several dancers and patrons this have been shut down by management. They are under review from PA LCB awaiting the judges decision on their penalty for pimping out their hoes.

Next we move on to the new addition to the PP family. Enter uncle Willy,the new robo wannabe security officer. Oh no that's wrong. According to the badge that was bought at the local dollar store,he is "special agent" Willy. Not sure but they may have gotten rid of the actual police officers that you Allentown tax payers were supplementing. How do we know Willy is not a real cop,because he flows freely in and out of the club as he likes. Oh boy he even has a laptop mounted on the dash of his bought at auction cop car. He is also there to deter the dancers from hooking.

Last but not least we move on to the bathroom. Since when do I need someone to pump the soap in my hand to wash my fucking hands. On top of it he didn't even give me enough to do a thorough job. Then hand me a paper towel so I feel obligated to tip him. OK,with all do respect to this dude. He is only trying to make a living. And yes we do need to have someone to clean up after you drunk pigs that can't hit a two foot wide hole with your piss,let alone flush the fucking toliet too. It is OK for him to peddle his wares,ie mouth wash,colenge,and breath mints. But don't hijack my soap and paper towels,that should come free with my $3.00 entry fee.