Dancers were meh but frisky.

My second time here, but my first time a few months ago was so forgettable that I couldn't even write a decent review for TUSCL by the time I had time to write it. So I went back again. This time, I went today, so the memory is more fresh.

The club is fairly small and very dark - walking indoors from bright sunlight was a major adjustment. No cover around 5:00. I felt like I was going to step on something or bump into someone or something for the first minute I was in the club. There were a few dancers - maybe 5, maybe 7 - either strolling around or perched next to fellow patrons to encourage them to go back for lap dances. Dance prices start at $20 which on its face seems like a decent deal. The club has a rectangular bar with perhaps 15 seats around it and a few flatscreens that were showing the Phillies-Cubs game.

I ordered a Coke from the bartender - she was easily the hottest woman there - and she pulled down her tank top and flashed her cute (tattooed) boobies for her tip. I liked her so much I gave her more money. On the main stage, which adjoins the bar and is close to the patrons, there was a somewhat unattractive Hispanic dancer. She was probably a 3/10 - pock-marked face, overweight, floppy boobs - but they do get naked on stage. I gave her a few singles during her show, so right after she finished, she came over and gave me the handshake - for about 5-10 minutes - trying to get me to go back with her. Very sensual and she was a good toucher - and it cost me minimal tip. I tried to tip but she kept putting my hands back on her breasts.