I was in Denver on business...

I was in Denver on business with the side goal of participating in extracurricular activities in a town where I've never clubbed before. Unfortunately, most of my free time was Sunday and Monday (day and night), but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. With guidance from fellow TUSCLers, I wanted to check out a couple of specific dives during the day because (I was told) the neighborhoods might not be so great at night. PT's All Nude II was one of those. The other was PT's Showclub (see separate review).

It was 5:15 when I arrived, and there were so few cars in the parking lot, I wasn't sure they were open. They were, so that meant parking was easily available (and free). I walked in and there were no customers – none, and at first only the bartender/manager guy was visible. In a few seconds, one, then two, then three girls came out of the woodwork. The bartender wanted $10 cover, which I thought was a little steep, considering. I said, "For what?" He said, "To keep the lights on!" Well, now there were four girls, and I was liking the odds, so I paid the cover, got a bottle of water ($4.25), and chatted up the blonde girl who was rubbin' my nub in an ever-so-suggestive way. Another customer came in, so at least there were two of us to tip the girls and get them nude on stage.

The girls were in the 4-6 range, which is meh but not horrible ("horrible" would be 1-2 range), so I was mildly entertained at the stage. I was offered private nude dances at $30/dance, or two for $50, or three for $70 ("and you’ll tip me, right?"). She was nice and I liked her body, so I said yes. The dances were private enough with all the goods highly visible, but it was mostly contact from her and not so much allowed from me. After that, I was done.